Ven-det-ta
–noun
| 1. | a private feud in which the members of the family of a murdered person seek to avenge the murder by killing the slayer or one of the slayer’s relatives, esp. such vengeance as once practiced in Corsica and parts of Italy. |
| 2. | any prolonged and bitter feud, rivalry, contention, or the like. |
Foxes of the world, you are now officially on “the list”. Also on this ‘list’ are elk, squirrels, and that fuzzy little mink-like animal that dropped a stick on my head.
I LIKED that stupid yellow chicken. Even if she was an absolute moron with no brain and a strong desire to run across the street into the neighbor’s yard. This is probably the same fox that injured the red chicken. Either way, in the words of Sideshow Bob’s italian baby boy, “Vendetta! VENDETTA!!!” (pantomime the large kitchen knife moving in a stabbing motion, or in this case, a .22 bullet with the word ‘Foxy’ etched into it).
